December...

Officially welcoming you to December! *screams* Yaay! PARTY!!!(Responsibly ofcourse).
Don't even know why i called this post December, be warned though it's not all about December. Oh, but it is the 1st of December 2011(reason enough) :-D
I spent all day in the house today, wait.....



Had to get these images out of my head somehow, sorry...been watching two and a half men season 9 all day *ahem*. I think they give too much credit with the hotness, i do agree he is some eye candy, but not the ONLY eye candy...I'm just saying!
My post today was supposed to be about Ellen DeGeneres, you know her right? I like her a lot, her style and all. Did you know she has been voted #35 on the sexiest women over 50? Now you know, but that's a post for another day. Here she is for the Blondies :P


So, Christmas is coming soon, then New year's, and we all turn a year older. I am at that point in my life where i think i should have settled(not in that way) but get a job, move out and stuff like that. It doesn't seem to be happening as anticipated. I know you are probably thinking I'm rushing things and should be patient...but that's a virtue i fail miserably at.
I am the planner type, i plan everything, i mean everything but i have come to learn the hard way that things don't always go as planned. You ever heard that if you want to make God laugh, go ahead and tell him all your plans? My boss the other day told me that life would be very boring if everything went according to our plans. A few lemons have to be thrown our way and we have to decide whether to make lemonade or take shots of tequila.
Being the planner i am, i had everything planned out, was to graduate this past October which didn't happen(see?) I have to wait for next year, ya'll invited! After graduation, was to get a job(as if they are hang somewhere on trees?) get a serious boyfriend (Lol, no comment)enjoy my money two or so years, get married in 2015(highly doubt this will happen), get two kids(boy and a girl) boy has to be first(hahaha, laughing at myself now) and live happily ever after!
I have however decided to take it one step at a time, take a chill pill, sit back and relax. Let the days unfold as they please, dance to the music of life whichever genre it plays...Let's do this!
Oh, before i go seeing as i have been out of the game for a while now, i think i forgot how to tell if someone likes you or not...(you don't care? Ok, i'll stop here!) But it's not fair that i just die inside is it? lol, funny how the people you like most don't necessarily like you back the same way and the people you don't like, like you immensely?! Yet another reminder that not everything turns out as planned...yes?

Before i forget, today is World's Aids Day, hope you got yourself tested.
Stay safe. X.

My rant and rave...

Today was not a good day for me....allow me to rant and rave, with love mwaaah!
So to start it of, i woke up late not that i did not hear my alarm but decided to snooze from 5am, finally woke up at 6.20am! Was definitely going to be late for work, decided that since i was already late, there wasn't any need for me to hurry. So kama kawaida i checked into facebook, then twitter and finally sent a text to my bestie, i do this everyday! My bestie did not reply as promptly as he does, so that kinda ticked me off. Anyhow, i prepared myself and left the house at around 7.30am walked briskly to the stage and got into a mat, luckily it wasn't a struggle getting one.
So the mat quickly filled and we were on our way...just about five minutes later the dude next to me asks how long it would take to get to town, i resisted to ask him a dumb sarcastic question in return and simply said, about an hour. Oh, how i wish i would not have answered that simple question. Sijui he thought it was an invitation to a full on conversation? But heh, it was the longest ride to town ever. Then the dumbass driver decides it wise to go through Kiambu road and we all know how crazy that route can get especially after hearing from the radio that it was bumper to bumper.
All this time my bestie hasn't replied my text so im still sulking....then the guy next to me in jeans that is creased and a t-shirt starts to tell me vile he has just moved to sides of Thika road like three days ago because of the superhighway?!? :S
Ok, lets not even mention that his breath stank(I am sorry if i sound mean but its true) Dude, its freaking 7am in the morning, ever heard of toothpaste? Breath mint? Anything?


So, i don't know how friendly i look but i swear i tried to pull a serious face, i guess it didn't work. Went ahead to tell me vile he was late for his hearing at High Court(all this time i'm thinking, who cares?)Something about him receiving a fake cheque and presenting it at a bank...blah,blah,blah. All this time i was just holding my breath about to turn purple. I fidget several times, the guy at the other end notices and is smiling(save me now!)
I try opening the window but its stuck, the bad breath lad offers to help but im thinking it would be better if he helped by reaching into his pockets and pulling out breath mints....He turns to face me, now it looks like we are together*cringe* murmurs his name which i swear i can't remember. He is going on and on and on, did i say ON? Laughing alone because now i'm pissed, we're stuck in traffic thanks to the driver, and this dude is just irritating me.
Starts to talk about church and sijui what, i swear *kill me NOW*. My bestie texts me, finally a distraction....not! He is pms'n about stuff, ah! So much for adding salt to a wound. I thought it would be my way out, so i hold my phone to pretend i'm texting to stop this blubber stinky breath from talking. As we are approaching town, he goes on vile he'd like to see me again, hold up...."are you blind?" clearly not interested, goes to tell me i should give him my number, i refuse. Tell him to give me his instead but i don't save it...


Insists i give him mine ati he is not going to misuse it....ati? where do you come from? I said i'm not giving it to you kapeesh? To put the cherry on top, ati he likes me, wololo...you out of your mind? I swear i was about to tell that dude off, but i hold my cool, we're just about to alight, i can make it through. He corners me to the seat when everyone is alighting telling me ati he likes my eyes, my colour and some other shady nonesense, the smiling dude at the other corner had to intervene with a 'boss, kuwa mpole'...I'm like phew!
He moves so that i can alight and stands outside like he thinks i'm going to walk with him, to where? Heh....I go around the mat, cross the road and rush off into the crowded street, couldn't even look back!
Talk about the longest ride to town EVER? Nkt... :-(


Hope your day was better than mine, xoxo!