Liar....Liar!

It's a safe bet that every mom (and dad) has forewarned their daughters that a man will say anything to get them into bed. Well, it's often true....And unless you're looking for a one night stand, use a little discretion and a lot of common sense. Never take anything at surface value; especially from a horny man!
Time to put these liars pants on fire...

1. "I only have 24 hours to live!" (I don't know this guy!)Lamest line in the book.

2. "I don't know if I can ever trust another woman after my ex-girlfriend cheated on me." (Playing the sympathy card)

3. "I'm an up and coming rapper/singer." (Sure you are)Who cares?

4. "I'm hung like a horse!" (Almost never proves to be true; and then you just feel dumb for looking!)

5. "I love you" (If you've only known him a day, a week, or a month, and he's tried every other way to get you naked, don't trust this line!)

6. "You're the only one for me, baby." (Just as bad as "I love you", but with less desperation)

7. "I'm older now, and I've changed my ways." (Note to self: Leopards never change their spots. A dog is always a dog no matter how old it gets!)

8. "It’s not sex if it goes into your ass, mouth, or ear" 0_0 No comment!

9. "Just the tip, I promise" ROTFLMAO!!! What?!

10. "I’m not seeing anyone else… its only you babe, my one and only!"

TGIF, enjoy...x

African Print.

So feeling anything African right now, am I the only one?!
From skirts, dresses, blazers, pants, head-bands, shirts, shorts, scarfs to bow-ties! Anything and everything goes...














For the more adventurous ones, bikini's too...

The Denim Shirt...

Many people take the easy way out and go for layering during the cold season, how boring!!! How about something bold and fresh! There are many classic pieces among the winter hues and the 70′s revival that you can pull out for this cold. One of my favorite recycled trends is the denim shirts trend! Just like plaids you can never get rid of them, and they are an awesome unisex winter piece. Who owns one?















Stay warm...xoox!

Be bold...

I have this urge to dye my hair red. My mum is freaking out, i asked her if i could do it and all she could ask was..."what message exactly would you be sending everyone with that?" And i was silently thinking to myself...."uh, maybe that my favourite colour is red?"
Well...Rihanna's red hair went viral a while back, then i wasn't the least bit interested. Now people are doing it green like Willow Or blue like Katy Perry but i want red.
Green is so in now...

Willow Smith.


Even Pharrell Williams has his hair in a bold green, and i like it...


Willow again, but this time she's rocking yellow...


Katy Perry in blinding blue :P


Amber Rose also has her's in blue...


Or go subtle with a blonde like Chris Brown...











My mum suggested i do a test run with red braids first, see how i like it. But regardless, soon i'll have my red hair...watch this space!!!

Happy Easter to you, have a blessed one! Xoxo!

Types of Boyfriends...

Howdy! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the nine types of boyfriends. You have dated one, maybe are still dating one or about to date one...Enjoy!

1. Joe Sensitive:

"After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts

Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus:

"People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV.
"Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, SlowMover, Jerk

Advantages: Stays put; predictable.

Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass.


3. Flinchy:
"I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled

Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle


4. Bigfoot:
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n'
Dumb

Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled

Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones:
"Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug
Addict

Advantages: Well rested; easy target

Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams


6.The Sneak:
"Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch

Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt

Disadvantages: May be having time of his life


7.Ace of Hearts:
"After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

Advantages: Perpetually aroused

Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused



8.The Dreamer:


"Someday I'm going to be rich and famous.I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool

Advantages: Tells good stories

Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"


9.Mr. Right:
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's take a walk in the beach as we watch the sun set".
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer

Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

Xoxo!

The language of love...

Yes, I'm still breathing!But the heat will kill me, it's too much! Just read my last post, ha ha....i need help, for real! Anyhow, i mentioned a vision board, still haven't put it on paper but i do know what i want; soon i will though.Uh, i don't know much about love seeing as i have experienced it only once(or so i think). I've learnt most of what i know from other people's experiences, movies, books, magazines and the internet of course. I have learnt enough to know that men speak manglish while us women speak womanese. And these two languages are not related, not in the least bit.Took me a while to finally read Steve Harvey's- Act like a lady, think like a man....I must say it was an interesting read! Did not learn anything new, but it was nice to see some things emphasized. You should read it...My language of love though is a bit random...I turned 24, i feel a bit old and experienced to know some of it.
1. Ask questions, never assume stuff. You are not always on the same page, it's okay to confirm if you are earlier on before you are way in too deep.
2. No matter what they say, if you are looking for a long term relationship; you could hold on to the goods a while longer. 5dates rule, 90day rule, 3weeks, whatever, just hold!
3. Set boundaries, a man will only treat you the way you want to be treated. He will walk all over you every chance he gets if you let him.
4. Demand respect, let him know from the on set your values in life.
5. Do not ever settle, you deserve the best...keep looking until you find it. Fuck the infamous biological clock!
Now, remind me again why you are taking relationship advice from me? Ha ha...beats me too, but enjoy! Xo...
Oh, had the best time ever on my Birthday, thanks to everyone who showed up and my sister for putting it all together! Young, wild and free!!!

Untitled...

Do you ever have one of those days you wake up feeling empty and hollow? I've been having them at a recurring rate since this year began sijui what's going on! I have been feeling lazy too to put up anything, so today i am forcing myself to write amidst yawns, please bear with me. My head feels heavy, I'm sleepy most of the time, cranky and i have a tendency of making stupid decisions over and over again. *Humph*
Jana i was thinking of drawing up a vision board for myself, you know something to help me get motivated. I had one while in high school and i think it helped to some point. Once i finish writing this, I'll formulate one and share it with you kesho.
Today is my lil' brother's birthday, so happy birthday to him, he turns 21...whoa! my folks are old :p no youngings in the house *bliss*. An hour ago i had gone out to visit a children's home, donated clothes and felt good giving back to society.
Last week i wanted to write vile sijui i'm becoming a cougar or what? Crushing on younger men? lmao, story for another day.

Sijui- I don't know.
Jana- Yesterday
Kesho- Tomorrow

I need some sort of intervention...
My bed is calling :P ...later xo!