Guest Writer...

"Thoughts from my balcony."
*sparks a blunt* ..thought of a no. of ways to start this blog but ended up drawing a blank so will go head n just jump right into it..first month of 2013 is a wrap n nothing has really changed..same shxt different assholes *excuse ma french* I always thought by 2013 Massai Mara wld be a popular formula one race track..i honestly thought so bt that's a sad story for another day.Things aint' always wut they cracked up to be n with how errything took to the new year its sure shxt ain finna be all bunnies n rainbows this year.

*Politics is all up in the air.. tht explains why am tappin ma nose as I punch the keys on the keyboard..meant tht metaphorically yu stoopid. I done had enough of it with ma soul already n more so kenyan politics is like a start of a bad joke wth a shaggy dog ending so ain finna write shxt 'bout it right after I point this out..there is a huge difference between who I think is goin to win n who I be voting for come the elections. The inaugural weekend for Obama..beyonce's lip-syn took the shine! who wus Mitt Romney again?! talk of a bad kiss  from the crabs.

*so Lance Armstrong finally confessed to all the doping allegation he wus accused of n wut a way to fess up he had an interview wth Oprah.. Oh! n yeah the t.v ratings for tht shxt wuzn't as impressive as they made. yu believe n self pity ain't attractive in any colour n nobdy had time for tht shxt like the tv executives
believed. I always had a hunch Armstrong wuz a fraud all long.

*Kim Kardashian got knockd up by Kanye West.. didn't see tht coming infact am yet to be convinced she's paged! word is her sister khole is preggos too n they alrdy got offered sum reality show deal by E! tagged pregnant sisters! Done stumbled upon her baby bump pixs on mediaTakeOut.. bt she looks bloated to mi! Rick Ross seems to have pissed of the wrong fucks as someone is obviously baying for his blood after he go shot at by sum goons wth automatics rifles *Gun(s) looms up its ugly head again* if memory serves he once bragged to having a chopper in the car!..bt looks like somebody lied..even him didn't think he wld talk reckless in his songs n walk aways scott free..society on't work like tht no more.. same with a muslim braggin
'bout a jesus piece.

*Game's Jesus Piece albm wus fresh bt not remotely close to a classic.. Kendrick Lamar shxt wuz good doe. 2Chainz is wut's wrong wth hiphop..he's making babies on the side too..Chief Keef..Trinidad James..its obvious hiphop aint outta the dungeon yet! Clearly..Chris Brown on't know wut probation means..who in their right mind punches a harmless gay guy. Frank Oceans' Orange album deserves a grammy..credit wey it's due. Fiona Apple springs to mind.

*Karrine 'Superhead' Steffanes gat a new book out..now tht gets mi soo much wood I'd make a coffee table! Oh newsflash she got filled up (read paged) by tht midget Weezy. Last I knew Kat Stacks wuz deported now she's back to make stacks with her twat again n she came bck with a book in tow too! sounds like a dick move to mi.

*Gun Control is a trending topic in U.S of A right now after the recent school marssare blew the lid on this intricate issue n the debate 'bout fire arms in the hands of the civilians will be on for some time. Alex Jones went HAM on Piers Morgan on the subject of gun control on his show n brutal truth it felt good watchin Piers being put to his place. The shock waves of this issue have rippled all the way to the seemingly care-free circles of hiphop..Acehood shared his sentiments on his track 'fuck the world' off his smash mixtape Starvation 2 ..'wot train of thought is tellin you to shoot up a movie theatre..wut kinda fool walks into a school n offs them Angels!'

* Syria is by now all blown up *excuse my poor diction* n the Mail militia seems to think folks down in Damascas are blowin up fireworks as the west African country is inclined to get tangled in a civil war at the moment n french soildiers n others were deployed down there to calm shxt down! If poverty is chocolate n war is vanilla wuts the flavour of peace? they say war is good for the bidness n if we is to keep it one hun'ned.. then someone is sure pulling strings n the battle scars ain't fading away in the near future.

*Gettin knocked up looks like a new hobby with the teens n baby mommas are on the rise n its becoming a fuckin epidemic.. it's time we tuck our homeless dxcks coz evidently they don't fare well in the open.. Wut happend to playin peek-a-boo n video games. Jumpoffs vs Girlfriends.. Jumpoffs are fun.
   
* I'm glad to have lived to see the era where dudes be calling women bad bxtches n shxt ain't frawned upon. Mature twats dressing like teenbloopers n think they hot like that with tiddays all out in the open like that n same shxt is wuts wrong wth the youth of today..they live nothing to the imaginations. Some Parents have the
audicity to dress they kids like sad clowns while they be dressed like runway models ..people need sum church now tht they morals are moppin the dang! floors. *No Bueno*
     
 *Wut's with people in this city n ratchet tattoos I done spotted a lot of them. Many if not all of this tattoo artists around the city are scums..havin bn good in arts n craft 23yrs ago dean't mean yu can hack a  free pass to the tattoo art bidness n that doesn't make yu Kat von D either! Get school'd before yu get some permanet fuckery inked on yu..whu want their barbe-wire tattoo lookin like a picket fence a decade down the line. Wuts this life to some of you.. If you'se bored outta yo rabbit-ass minds next time try drowning a
duck or sticking yo dicks in a blender..even better.
     
*Keep dicking around n meet yo maker sooner than later.  Eat good. bust a nut n roll a blunt life's good listen to some Nassir jones while yu at it. Someone burn a blunt n lets get faded while we havin stimulating convos 'bout life's imperfections n be ignorant of the many fucks tht go ungiven. Iet it all marinate. i'm out of shxt to write n this the part i skate out..shouts to the crazy beautiful Issabelle Coco for letting mi ghostwrite shxt. It's february the month of love as some french fried assholes call it.. try not to be stoopid with cupid doe.

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Mumbo jumbo...

I woke unusually happy today...and no I didn't get laid yesterday, I didn't wake up to a cute good morning text and it wasn't a sweet dream either. Frankly, i do not know why but it feels good. Anyhow, to bring you up to speed with my life....I cut my hair and dyed it, not red the colour i wanted but close to it. It's called strawberry by my salonist...a mix of red and purple and I love it. I am losing weight and i do not know why, no i haven't been to the gym ever, and no I am not working out but i have a really weird eating pattern and habit, must be it. I have lost ten kilos so far....whoop!

I am alive and well, the new year is looking good, apart from chasing my supervisor up and down everywhere so i can finally finish my project and graduate...#sigh# I have lost love, again goes to my list of the "one's that got away" I am sad, but life must go on aye? Yeah, don't ask where I am going with all of this, another day another morning and really had nothing prepared prior...my apologies. I think i need a holiday, in some sandy island far away like Anguilla from everything and everyone i know.

I am trying to cut down on my drinking, not really a resolution don't want to give that title because then it will be hard to fulfill, let's just say it's a goal i am trying to reach. I am doing pretty well so far, but my cousin and sister are tempting me because they left a bottle of whiskey and sambuca in my room over the weekend after my sister's birthday. The good thing is that I haven't touched them and I am not going to, not because they are not open yet, they are but i am teaching myself self restraint also i.e I can wait till Saturday....hopefully.

Weirdly, I  did not make any resolutions this year. I did not remember to and honestly i did not have any to make. Because let's face it, we rarely fulfill them and by the second week or so you have totally forgotten that you had made any to begin with. I am not perfect but sometimes habit is hard to break, I'm just saying. Speaking of habit, i hope to break the habit of smoking a cigarette or two while drinking, and so far so good.
No binge drinking, no urge to smoke.

Finally, i have someone who asked to write anonymously as a guest writer here. I'll put up his post tomorrow, at least there will something here for you to read...enjoy the sunny Tuesday afternoon, I'm out! Xoxo.

Coming out of the closet!

I am turning out to be one hell of slacker nowadays...the number of times i've swithed on my machine and then spent too much time on fb and twitter and forgotten to post something?! Like now i can't wait to go back to watching real housewives of ATL...ha!

And worse still i think i'm going through some sort of block, i can't think, well i'mma just wing it today cause honestly i don't have anything prepared! I have a foot fetish, not specifically foot but more like nail fetish both hands and feet but i focus more on the feet especially men's. Thus the pic up top incase you were wondering...

Any man with really cute toes can gerrrriiiiitttt of course! Neat nails is a plus for both hands and feet, weirdly, that's the first thing that catches my eyes at first meeting. For the ladies, cute toes with awesome colour of nail polish will have me turning just to get a look...no homo! You can step out of the ordinary and mix colours, do animal prints or something...xoxo!

It's end month finally, let's give a round of applause to January, took it's time strutting across the catwalk....can't wait for Feb, the month of love. *Bleurgh*
Fab afternoon people :-*

The First Time...

Now that I have your attention, and just so we are clear...ha ha ha, it's not that first time, but please keep reading. Oh, and where are my manners this morning....Good morning, Zao shang hao, Bonjour, Guten Morgen, Buenos dias....and above all HAPPY NEW YEAR! 24 days in late i know, but better late than never!

My year started at it's lowest but it's slowly taking form, I know the last time i was here was a decade ago, my apologies.Too much has been going on but that's a story for another day! I woke up today and when i opened my eyes i felt a flush of excitement and smiled sheepishly to myself. I am not usually a morning person but i took a notepad and pen and wrote down what i felt and why i felt it. Well, i know I've probably given a version of this story again but this is yet another one...

The year was 2002, I was a young bursting 14 year old who had just got her period, and had just sat her KCPE, the month was December and all scouts from all around were going on a trip to various places, I chose the one to Tanzania and Zanzibar, only because it was the cheapest...well, there were trips to far and beyond and sadly i really don't remember where. I packed my bags the night before and woke up early to make it to the meeting place that was Kahawa barracks.

I was the first one there, one of my teachers and a few other scouts joined me and we sat at a cafe for breakfast. We sat there for a while waiting for everyone to arrive, the last group was a bunch of really rowdy, loud group of boys, they looked older and were clad in full scout attire. I was to learn later that they were indeed older, we were all a mix of primary and secondary school scouts. One of them really stood out, I don't know why but i stared, maybe he was cute, or was the loudest, i don't know....Ha! I was to learn later that it was love at first sight, and who said it didn't exist?!

The bus picked us up and the safari to Namanga border officially began. I sat next to my bestie Chris, It was a noisy ride filled with excitement. Fast forward to when it was dark outside and my seatmate left to sit with his pals for a while and the guy i was staring at came and sat next to me. He introduced himself as Randy(no pun intended) that was his name...lol. He had just sat his KCSE, and was going on this trip with his boys to celebrate the end of secondary school. We sat together all the way, i think my bestie noticed and kept off. By the time we were getting to Tanzania, past the border and all, I felt like i had known Randy all my life.

And the next couple of days were spent with him everywhere, we talked, laughed, shared jokes and our love for music...I was in heaven, no inhibitions, no walls around my heart, i just let loose and fell puppy love style. We held hands everywhere, to the beach, shopping, we took random walks and just enjoyed each other's company. He bought me a necklace i still keep to this day with a love heart shaped pendant, we wrote each other poems, lyrics from love songs(LMAO) *Shoot me now*.The trip to Zanzibar, we sat together in the ship all night just talking....I could tell you things about Zanzibar but i don't remember much.

He was interested in the arts and loved to perform, acting and stuff. On the last day of our trip, he organized a skit which we all enjoyed. The ride back was bitter sweet, we sat together all the way again, talked and talked and talked endlessly, sang, laughed...we hugged goodbye, exchanged numbers and parted ways at my stop.

Well the gist of this story is that i have never had that feeling ever again, maybe it's by choice, or circumstance or whatever....but my point here is that it is so hard to fall in love in this day and age without inhibition, or walls. I would love to let go again because that is a feeling i cannot forget, it's like you're just the two of you against the world *sigh* Enough with the mushiness!

Not to leave you in suspense, Randy and i saw each other the next two or four or whatever years...never mind, it was good while it lasted!   

Ghosts of the past...

Hey, inspiration finally hit me on Wednesday then my laptop got fried...bummer! So, i went to my good neighbour yesterday to borrow his laptop, but the adapter wasn't working. I woke up today and convinced my mum to lend me her's telling her that it was very important work, if only she knew, but she bought it. Moral of the story is how dedicated i am to this blog...ha ha ha, i know!
Anyhow, i looked back at all the men i have come across and dated and thought i should write about it. Unlike Taylor Swift though, i will not be mentioning any names....but if the shoe fits, well :-/

1. The one who admits to like you, but thinks you are way out of his league. I don't know why he sold himself short but oh, well...that was that.

2. The smooth talker, always knows what to say and when to say it, perfect gentleman, real cutey but doesn't really make any moves.

3. Has a girlfriend yes, but admits to really like you and just wants to hi it....smh, "who is your mother?"

4. The one who just wants to be friends with benefits...I've heard 3 of these, what is the world coming to?

5. The one i really liked but we were not on the same page...really sad.

6. The douchebag who doesn't remember to call or text.

7. The text addict, will text you all day all night....never calls, never suggests a meeting *sigh*

8. Always broke, even admits to it. Uses facebook to ask for dates, never calls just texts and is hella boring! In case you are wondering, still never agreed to go on a date.

9. The one who moves too fast, wants first date to be at his house, meet his mum on second date...Geezus!

10. The shy one, who doesn't even know how to go about asking you out...slow mover.

11. The one who shows you all the attention, wants to see you all the time, and has you weak on your knees, only problem is he has a past you can't just get over.

12. He messed up, had a kid with someone else but still insists you are the one he loves...LOL

13. The one you still have no clue why you liked him so much and given a chance you would really make it your goal to find out.

14. The one who treats you like a queen when you are dating and all that goes away when you get into a relationship with him.

15. The one who got away...enough said!

16. The never ever going to happen, even in a million years.

17. The really weird guy who never gets the point.

18. The one who never lets go, still thinks there is a chance...it's been over ten years?! Move on!

19. The one who is always calling you over the weekend and on last minute date plans like you are plan B or something.

20. The friend-zoned one, that's where you belong, don't try to change it.

Now if only I'd find something or someone to cheer me up this Friday afternoon, I'd really appreciate it!
Xoxo.
  

Truth Unspoken...

The assumption is that women are the victims when men run around wrecking their marriages and relationships by being uncontrollable horny dogs. Men are lecherous and can’t be trusted – right? Actually it’s true, men do cheat a lot. Women, however, cheat just as much. Only difference is a woman will cheat with reason, only when she is intoxicated maybe. We are emotional creatures and if we are not getting the attention we yearn from our partners, we are most likely to go looking for it or if it is offered to us, our knees will definitely buckle. Someone told me that women fall in love with their ears and the men with their eyes. How do we get away with it or how does it go unnoticed(our infidelity that is) These are my thoughts...

1. Men take the phrase, 'be a man' a bit too seriously, it's ok to ask questions. 'Who is so and so' and stuff...

2. We are planners so you'll know my schedule and trust it.

3. We can convince you on just about anything and end it with 'i love you'

4. Introducing you to my friends, so that i have an alibi every time i'm out without you.

5. Having a specific time when i say goodnight so that there are no calls after this hour.

6. You wouldn't expect us to cheat, unless it has happened to you before.

7. We know how to make you trust us and feel safe.

8. We don't give you reason to doubt us.

9. We can multitask-well, some of us.

10. Check her phone if you have to, the answers might just be there.


DISCLAIMER: I might have started a world war three here, but i would just like it to be noted that- I'm just saying! Trust is important though...xoxo

What if?

Allow me to use my blog today as a diary of sorts, it's a form of therapy and i think i need it.
I am in a dilemma, i like someone terribly but my mind won't stop thinking about a lot. My heart is all in though *sigh* I am an over-thinker by birth, can't help it.
Ok, i met him a while back, like three or four years ago. He is a friend of a friend, on my 20th birthday(i.e four years ago) he was there, i thought he was cute and he is...damn! From then on we hang out, my friend invited me everywhere and of course cutie was there too.
It's always been hard, um what i mean to say is that, there is this weirdness i dunno where it stems from, probably because i like him too much. I get shy around people i like and maybe that is why he thinks i don't like him as much as i do which is a lot. Those people who make your heart skip beats *sigh*
So anyway, in the three years we dated different people but deep down i knew i liked this one guy. Of late though, we are finally on the same page but jus can't seem to know where to start... We know we like each other, i hope it works out in the end because that is all i want.
Now that i have let the world know, hope you too can get convinced love...xx(secretly wishing that you don't see this post...lol) But if you do...well, what if?