Types of Boyfriends...

Howdy! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the nine types of boyfriends. You have dated one, maybe are still dating one or about to date one...Enjoy!

1. Joe Sensitive:

"After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts

Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus:

"People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV.
"Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, SlowMover, Jerk

Advantages: Stays put; predictable.

Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass.


3. Flinchy:
"I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled

Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle


4. Bigfoot:
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n'
Dumb

Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled

Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones:
"Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug
Addict

Advantages: Well rested; easy target

Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams


6.The Sneak:
"Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch

Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt

Disadvantages: May be having time of his life


7.Ace of Hearts:
"After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

Advantages: Perpetually aroused

Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused



8.The Dreamer:


"Someday I'm going to be rich and famous.I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool

Advantages: Tells good stories

Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"


9.Mr. Right:
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's take a walk in the beach as we watch the sun set".
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer

Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

Xoxo!