Types of Boyfriends...

Howdy! It is my pleasure to introduce to you the nine types of boyfriends. You have dated one, maybe are still dating one or about to date one...Enjoy!

1. Joe Sensitive:

"After I wash the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
Also known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled Egg, Snugglepup

Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts

Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

2. Old Man Grumpus:

"People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch TV.
"Also known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, SlowMover, Jerk

Advantages: Stays put; predictable.

Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass.


3. Flinchy:
"I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
Also known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you

Advantages: Jumps entertainingly when startled

Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle


4. Bigfoot:
"Shut yer trap, I'm thinkin'."
Also known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n'
Dumb

Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled

Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

5. Lazybones:
"Zzzzzz"
Also known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug
Addict

Advantages: Well rested; easy target

Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfill your dreams


6.The Sneak:
"Who, me?"
Also known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch

Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt

Disadvantages: May be having time of his life


7.Ace of Hearts:
"After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, OK?"
Also known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster

Advantages: Perpetually aroused

Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused



8.The Dreamer:


"Someday I'm going to be rich and famous.I don't know how, but--"
Also known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool

Advantages: Tells good stories

Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"


9.Mr. Right:
"While the servants wash the dishes, let's take a walk in the beach as we watch the sun set".
Also known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy

Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer

Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

Xoxo!

The language of love...

Yes, I'm still breathing!But the heat will kill me, it's too much! Just read my last post, ha ha....i need help, for real! Anyhow, i mentioned a vision board, still haven't put it on paper but i do know what i want; soon i will though.Uh, i don't know much about love seeing as i have experienced it only once(or so i think). I've learnt most of what i know from other people's experiences, movies, books, magazines and the internet of course. I have learnt enough to know that men speak manglish while us women speak womanese. And these two languages are not related, not in the least bit.Took me a while to finally read Steve Harvey's- Act like a lady, think like a man....I must say it was an interesting read! Did not learn anything new, but it was nice to see some things emphasized. You should read it...My language of love though is a bit random...I turned 24, i feel a bit old and experienced to know some of it.
1. Ask questions, never assume stuff. You are not always on the same page, it's okay to confirm if you are earlier on before you are way in too deep.
2. No matter what they say, if you are looking for a long term relationship; you could hold on to the goods a while longer. 5dates rule, 90day rule, 3weeks, whatever, just hold!
3. Set boundaries, a man will only treat you the way you want to be treated. He will walk all over you every chance he gets if you let him.
4. Demand respect, let him know from the on set your values in life.
5. Do not ever settle, you deserve the best...keep looking until you find it. Fuck the infamous biological clock!
Now, remind me again why you are taking relationship advice from me? Ha ha...beats me too, but enjoy! Xo...
Oh, had the best time ever on my Birthday, thanks to everyone who showed up and my sister for putting it all together! Young, wild and free!!!