"Thoughts from my balcony."
*sparks a blunt* ..thought of a no. of ways to start this blog but ended up drawing a blank so will go head n just jump right into it..first month of 2013 is a wrap n nothing has really changed..same shxt different assholes *excuse ma french* I always thought by 2013 Massai Mara wld be a popular formula one race track..i honestly thought so bt that's a sad story for another day.Things aint' always wut they cracked up to be n with how errything took to the new year its sure shxt ain finna be all bunnies n rainbows this year.
*Politics is all up in the air.. tht explains why am tappin ma nose as I punch the keys on the keyboard..meant tht metaphorically yu stoopid. I done had enough of it with ma soul already n more so kenyan politics is like a start of a bad joke wth a shaggy dog ending so ain finna write shxt 'bout it right after I point this out..there is a huge difference between who I think is goin to win n who I be voting for come the elections. The inaugural weekend for Obama..beyonce's lip-syn took the shine! who wus Mitt Romney again?! talk of a bad kiss from the crabs.
*so Lance Armstrong finally confessed to all the doping allegation he wus accused of n wut a way to fess up he had an interview wth Oprah.. Oh! n yeah the t.v ratings for tht shxt wuzn't as impressive as they made. yu believe n self pity ain't attractive in any colour n nobdy had time for tht shxt like the tv executives
believed. I always had a hunch Armstrong wuz a fraud all long.
*Kim Kardashian got knockd up by Kanye West.. didn't see tht coming infact am yet to be convinced she's paged! word is her sister khole is preggos too n they alrdy got offered sum reality show deal by E! tagged pregnant sisters! Done stumbled upon her baby bump pixs on mediaTakeOut.. bt she looks bloated to mi! Rick Ross seems to have pissed of the wrong fucks as someone is obviously baying for his blood after he go shot at by sum goons wth automatics rifles *Gun(s) looms up its ugly head again* if memory serves he once bragged to having a chopper in the car!..bt looks like somebody lied..even him didn't think he wld talk reckless in his songs n walk aways scott free..society on't work like tht no more.. same with a muslim braggin
'bout a jesus piece.
*Game's Jesus Piece albm wus fresh bt not remotely close to a classic.. Kendrick Lamar shxt wuz good doe. 2Chainz is wut's wrong wth hiphop..he's making babies on the side too..Chief Keef..Trinidad James..its obvious hiphop aint outta the dungeon yet! Clearly..Chris Brown on't know wut probation means..who in their right mind punches a harmless gay guy. Frank Oceans' Orange album deserves a grammy..credit wey it's due. Fiona Apple springs to mind.
*Karrine 'Superhead' Steffanes gat a new book out..now tht gets mi soo much wood I'd make a coffee table! Oh newsflash she got filled up (read paged) by tht midget Weezy. Last I knew Kat Stacks wuz deported now she's back to make stacks with her twat again n she came bck with a book in tow too! sounds like a dick move to mi.
*Gun Control is a trending topic in U.S of A right now after the recent school marssare blew the lid on this intricate issue n the debate 'bout fire arms in the hands of the civilians will be on for some time. Alex Jones went HAM on Piers Morgan on the subject of gun control on his show n brutal truth it felt good watchin Piers being put to his place. The shock waves of this issue have rippled all the way to the seemingly care-free circles of hiphop..Acehood shared his sentiments on his track 'fuck the world' off his smash mixtape Starvation 2 ..'wot train of thought is tellin you to shoot up a movie theatre..wut kinda fool walks into a school n offs them Angels!'
* Syria is by now all blown up *excuse my poor diction* n the Mail militia seems to think folks down in Damascas are blowin up fireworks as the west African country is inclined to get tangled in a civil war at the moment n french soildiers n others were deployed down there to calm shxt down! If poverty is chocolate n war is vanilla wuts the flavour of peace? they say war is good for the bidness n if we is to keep it one hun'ned.. then someone is sure pulling strings n the battle scars ain't fading away in the near future.
*Gettin knocked up looks like a new hobby with the teens n baby mommas are on the rise n its becoming a fuckin epidemic.. it's time we tuck our homeless dxcks coz evidently they don't fare well in the open.. Wut happend to playin peek-a-boo n video games. Jumpoffs vs Girlfriends.. Jumpoffs are fun.
* I'm glad to have lived to see the era where dudes be calling women bad bxtches n shxt ain't frawned upon. Mature twats dressing like teenbloopers n think they hot like that with tiddays all out in the open like that n same shxt is wuts wrong wth the youth of today..they live nothing to the imaginations. Some Parents have the
audicity to dress they kids like sad clowns while they be dressed like runway models ..people need sum church now tht they morals are moppin the dang! floors. *No Bueno*
*Wut's with people in this city n ratchet tattoos I done spotted a lot of them. Many if not all of this tattoo artists around the city are scums..havin bn good in arts n craft 23yrs ago dean't mean yu can hack a free pass to the tattoo art bidness n that doesn't make yu Kat von D either! Get school'd before yu get some permanet fuckery inked on yu..whu want their barbe-wire tattoo lookin like a picket fence a decade down the line. Wuts this life to some of you.. If you'se bored outta yo rabbit-ass minds next time try drowning a
duck or sticking yo dicks in a blender..even better.
*Keep dicking around n meet yo maker sooner than later. Eat good. bust a nut n roll a blunt life's good listen to some Nassir jones while yu at it. Someone burn a blunt n lets get faded while we havin stimulating convos 'bout life's imperfections n be ignorant of the many fucks tht go ungiven. Iet it all marinate. i'm out of shxt to write n this the part i skate out..shouts to the crazy beautiful Issabelle Coco for letting mi ghostwrite shxt. It's february the month of love as some french fried assholes call it.. try not to be stoopid with cupid doe.
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